I was ready with the video camera when Alayne finally returned from her week away. Her minions — including chief minion Oscar — were gathered at the gate, waiting excitedly for their leader. In this brief 40-second clip, you’ll notice Oscar leaps over the board at the gate and heads towards the truck, thinking he’s going for a drive apparently. Then, Alayne picks up Daisy,who promptly pees all over the front of Alayne’s shirt. (That’s why Alayne didn’t turn towards the camera … which I found out after I turned off the camera.) So that’s one risk when you have incontinent minions — be careful who you pick up! And the more excited they are, the more likely they are to pee on you.
Now, to be one of Alayne’s minions, you can be no taller than 6 inches at the shoulder, have a shrill bark, and show unswerving devotion to her. The only exception on the size rule is blind Goldie, who towers over the other minions. In the mix you’ll see in the video are blind Widget, blind Callie, Daisy, Oscar, Bailey, Belvie, and yes, Goldie.
So here is the gaggle of minions greeting their leader:
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