Baily Bugsy

One of the things I find powerless to resist in life is this face, staring at me intently while I try and enjoy a meal.  It doesn't matter that he has already been fed.  No, sir.  He looks up at me from the floor with his adorable bug-eyes, beseeching me for a morsel from my plate.  I call him Bugsy when he does this, though you know him as Bailey.  The photo is the view from my dining chair.  (If you click on it for a larger version, you'll get an even better idea of what I have to endure.)

He knows I can't stand the pressure, and he doesn't avert his gaze until I give him something.  Alas, this mollifies him only briefly.  Bugsy scurries back to his bed on the other side of the dining table to eat whatever I gave him, then quickly returns to zero in on me again.  The photo really doesn't do justice to the intensity of his stare.  He bores down on me relentlessly, and I feel like a suspect undergoing a painful interrogation.  "Okay, okay, I'll say anything you want, just stop!"  Except he doesn't want me to say anything, he just wants me to turn more of my meal over to him.  "Here, take this, now stop staring at me!"

Every interrogator has his or her favorite technique, and Bugsy's is "the stare," conducted in absolute silence.  Because of his size, his face and those eyes, it is incredibly effective.  There are, of course, other ways of extorting food from humans at their dining table.  In tomorrow's post, I'll show you what we've come up with to deal with the torment.

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15 responses to “Bugsy”

  1. Lynn Avatar
    Lynn

    Yep, been there Steve. You are not alone. My Lab takes it to Olympic heights complete with drool.

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  2. lisa james Avatar
    lisa james

    Haven’t heard anything about the goats this summer. The table feeding ritual reminded me.

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  3. Carolina Avatar
    Carolina

    How cute! I have my own Bugsy, our beagle Eddie, and he has several techniques for obtaining food while we eat. It is as if he knows what works best with each one of us!

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  4. Jessica, NL Avatar
    Jessica, NL

    Hahaha, I’m reading this while eating breakfast (yes, also with Teddy’s update, ugh) and the moans of a ssssstarving -nah- doggie in my ears. A favorite torture for a lot of us readers I guess!

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  5. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    What’s really cute (oh who’s kidding who the whole things is beyond cute) is that it is such positive, hopeful expression. It’s like Bailey knows that you’ll come thru with a tidbit and she’s aleady happy at the prospect.

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  6. Debbie Avatar
    Debbie

    LOL, resistance would be futile!! Besides, who could say ‘no’ to that face????
    You should just admit you are powerless over it…too cute.

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  7. Julie and her doxies Annie & Lucy Avatar
    Julie and her doxies Annie & Lucy

    Steve, I can certainly see why you have to give in to Bailey’s wishes for more food. I have two dachshunds myself and they are certainly hard to resist!

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  8. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    That is indeed an irresistible face! I could also never turn that down!

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  9. Angela Avatar
    Angela

    HA HA HA – move over Dick Cheney!!:)

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  10. Amy A Avatar
    Amy A

    I can’t believe you even try to refuse…just give up, it will be easier this way. 🙂

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  11. Margaret Avatar
    Margaret

    Bailey… I mean Bugsy… you are simply irresistable! That expression looks perfect for one of those goofy greeting cards. But you wouldn’t need to glue on the googly eyes on yours.

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  12. DT Avatar
    DT

    So it is possible humans can be trained by their dogs….:)
    Dee

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  13. Barbara Techel Avatar

    I just love your posts.. .and this one sure gave me the giggles… while Frankie said, “What’s the big deal? We love and want and need food!” Ha. Great, great photo!!
    Frankie’s Mom,
    Barbara

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  14. Colleen & Sweet Kitty Erin Avatar
    Colleen & Sweet Kitty Erin

    Good tactics, Bugsy! Steve you are just a softy & he knows exactly how to get to your weakest point!
    Who in the world could resist those eyes? I would be just putting my plate on the floor & give up!

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  15. Adele Conner Avatar

    I actually went to look up this post again, it’s so funny.

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