Dexter for blog post

As soon as I opened the mail yesterday and saw the cover of my March issue of DVM Newsmagazine ("The voice of veterinary news"), I knew there was going to be trouble.  A small headline said, "page 8:  AKC unveils top breeds."  Now, everyone around here knows that Labs always come in No. 1 in these rankings, year after year (19 in a row, but who's counting?), and no one cares.  "Labs, Schmabs," they say.  What the gang wanted to know, of course, is where the Beagles and Dachshunds ranked.  That's the real competition at the ranch.  So I gathered them round the kitchen table and read off the top 10 list, and when I got to No. 5 — Beagles! — there was a lot of celebratory woo-woo-wooing.  And then, mercifully, came the Dachshunds at No. 8.  There was a chorus of little barks from way down there near the floor, but it was pretty subdued compared to the Beagle cheering squad.  They were more than a bit worried that they just barely made it into the top 10.  "How can that be?" they fretted.  "We're so cute and have so much personality, and besides, we're easy to pick up and carry!  Just try lugging a Beagle around."

The Dachshunds don't know what people see in Beagles, and vice versa, but at least they can both agree that they should be more popular than the Labs/Schmabs.

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19 responses to “Beagles vs. Dachshunds”

  1. Leila - Washington Avatar
    Leila – Washington

    Awwwwwww, I think they should all be number 10’s!!! Gotta love ’em, the little darlings! Is that an Elvis lip thing I see going on in the picture there?

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  2. Lynne Parker Avatar

    Who does Widget root for?

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  3. gayle Avatar
    gayle

    Dexter has to be one of the most handsome boys on the ranch!

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  4. Kristi Gross Avatar
    Kristi Gross

    oh it’s great to see Dexter!! Tell them all that no matter what their breed, they are special!

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  5. Linda Avatar

    I hope you had a party for the labs at the Ranch? Labs-Schmabs, they’re still #1!

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  6. Amy A Avatar
    Amy A

    Aw, but how many dachshunds are at RDR? huh? 😉

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  7. Taz Avatar
    Taz

    Please give us updates on the newbies at the Ranch!

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  8. Kathleen Rivard Avatar
    Kathleen Rivard

    As a “Mommy” to two remaining doxies, NOthing tops them!

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  9. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Widget thinks the beagles were jobbed by the selection committee. She thinks beagles deserved at least a two seed with a playoff with number one. However the RDR beagles have voted and will not pursue the matter if they get a celebratory ham with “we’re number five” written on it in hot dogs.

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  10. Tonya Avatar
    Tonya

    Our household votes for dachshunds, but we’re prejudiced. Great photo!

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  11. Jo Burris Avatar
    Jo Burris

    Those Labs/shmabs, along with the ranch of course, get my top vote everytime!!!!!

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  12. Lisa K. Avatar
    Lisa K.

    Since we have a “lab/schmab”, I will forego reading todays post to her. She thinks all the “little” dogs at RDR pretty terrific … and the big ones, too! I won’t tell her they want to topple the labs off their throne!

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  13. Barbara Techel Avatar

    This photo is oh, so adorable! And in my book, dachshunds will always be #1!!
    Barbara Techel

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  14. Penny Heinrich Avatar
    Penny Heinrich

    At my house, the doxies rule! Nothing says “I’m #1” like my tiny little doxie going up to a HUGE Great Dane and barking “get outta my way, fella”…. yikes!

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  15. Heidi, Emmett the Beagle, and Moxie the kitty Avatar
    Heidi, Emmett the Beagle, and Moxie the kitty

    Emmett the Wonder Beagle concurs with the results, and agrees that Labs/Schmabs need to be toppled from the top of the list. And although he has a crush on her, he is wondering which side of the argument Widget is on – how is she voting?

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  16. Adele in the Bronx Avatar

    I vote for doxies. I have long thought Daisy would make a good girlfriend to my Renaldo.

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  17. Marla Avatar
    Marla

    Hmmmmmm……it is a bit telling Steve that you pictured a Doxie instead of a Beagle for this post…..might have been more diplomatic to plop a Beagle down next to a Doxie for the photo! LOL!

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  18. Colleen & Sweet Kitty Erin Avatar
    Colleen & Sweet Kitty Erin

    Well, I love all labs/schmabs but I have to agree nothing is as cute or funny as a beagle or a doxie. I love them all.
    And, it was only fair to picture Dexter as the model of this daily blog!!! What a cutie!!

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  19. Katie Avatar
    Katie

    You should have posted a picture of Widget instead. She’s the perfect compromise between Doxie and Beagle fanatics. Plus she’s adorable.

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