Moose April 29

The routine first thing every morning, after we let the dogs out, is to scoop the poop in the various dog yards.  Almost all the dogs at Widget's House go trotting out immediately to "do their business," before heading back to the building to settle in for a nap on the cots and beds on the porch.  This is pretty efficient, because I can scoop up all the new prizes, as well as those left over from the previous evening, and be done for the morning.

There are just a few dogs who didn't get the memo on the timing of how this is supposed to work.  Specifically, blind Moose and the blind Poodle sisters, Molly and Priscilla.  Moose comes out the front door and disappears into a heated dog house on the porch, not to be seen again for some time.  Molly and Priscilla like to take their sweet time before getting around to the necessities of life.  Usually they will finally go potty just after I've finished scooping their yard and have moved on to another one.  Not helpful, that.

But the last is always Moose.  After spending 30 or 45 minutes in the heated dog house, he finally realizes he really needs to go … and only then does he venture out into the yard.  Everyone else is back on the porch.  This morning, with a spring snowstorm underway, I had finished all the yards when … of course, here came Moose out of the dog house.  Oh, brother.  As he ambled off, I went inside to get the camera to take some photos of Mr. Last-To-Go.  Naturally, good blog etiquette means I'm using only one of many different "poses" I captured on camera, but you get the idea. 

The horses — you can see a few by the shed in the background — haven't been fed yet, so they get more than a little impatient with the "late bloomers" over in the dog yards for holding up their breakfast. 

Done with his business, here's Moose on his way back to the porch:

Moose 2 April 29

Finally.

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16 responses to “Waiting For…. Well, Never Mind.”

  1. Ev Avatar
    Ev

    Atta boy Moose. No one is going to tell you when to go…………At least you are predictable!

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  2. Glenn Avatar
    Glenn

    There once was a doggy named moose
    Whose movements were not very loose
    “Why pause in the elements
    When the heat is quite elegant”
    mused moose the warm furry caboose

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  3. Kate & Luke Avatar
    Kate & Luke

    Oh Moose the big lug! Gotta love him despite the drawn out morning potty habits!

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  4. Debbie Avatar
    Debbie

    LOL….I have a cat (just one of many) that stands and waits for me to scoop the litter box just so HE can use it…yeah, I feel your pain!

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  5. Kathleen Rivard Avatar
    Kathleen Rivard

    The “attitude” of Moose’s body tells me that he feels it was “a job well done”. Go Moose! (No pun intended).

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  6. Linda Avatar

    Steve, there are certain things in life that can’t be rushed and don’t adhere to a schedule. Moose is clearly a guy who marches to his own drummer and refuses to rush nature. Celebrate his individuality.
    BTW, looks like you’re getting that storm that finally left us here in the Reno/Tahoe area. 3 days of WIND (over 100 mph in the mountains), temps in the 30s or 40s, and SNOW. They said this morning Squaw Valley got over 2 feet of fresh snow this week…

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  7. Colleen & Sweet Kitty Erin Avatar
    Colleen & Sweet Kitty Erin

    Yes, Moose, for some it does take some time in the morning to get moving…(no pun intended)! And, as far as Priscilla & Molly, a girl, just has to look good before venturing out for the day!!!
    To Glenn: That was great!!!

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  8. Lynn (in Louisiana) Avatar
    Lynn (in Louisiana)

    Well obviously he prefers to conduct his business in a clean yard. LOL
    Thanks for the laugh this morning. I love me a happy blog post 🙂

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  9. Lynne Parker Avatar

    Steve, I’ll bet you have a weather widget thingy that reminds you of the temps in New Hampshire, don’t you? I’ve got mine set to Burlington, Vermont and the high today is supposed to be 67. Ahhhhh, yes!

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  10. Amy Avatar
    Amy

    My dogs do this too (sort of) It’s called ” Stages of Waking Up”. It is a fine art you see. Stage one is waking up from the bed. Stage two is going from the human bed in the bedroom to the dog begs in the front room. Stage three is FINALLY going outside. This may take as long as 30 minutes or so depending on the weather, the colder the outside the longer it takes. Welcome to the Committee of Dog Servitude…good grief! 😉

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  11. Tonya Avatar
    Tonya

    Dog trainers say that you can train your dog to go on command. This is true, but not always as quick or simple as it sounds. Our neighbors probably think we’re crazy, since we’re always standing around in the yard saying “Go! Go! Go!” in a loud, encouraging voice. We have no fence, so we take the dog out on a leash every time. In inclement weather, speed is of the essence, at least in our opinion, but our dog (dachshund-terrier mix) is so nose-oriented that he gets fixated on the many fascinating smells and forgets what he is supposed to be doing.
    Sorry about your snow! You’ll probably have less of that in your new home.

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  12. Gena Avatar
    Gena

    My Nana used to say she always needed a cup of hot water with lemon in the morning to get things moving in the right direction. Perhaps Moose needs a……… nah…..
    He just likes having a clean bathroom to use! LOL
    Steve, consider yourself manipulated!!! 🙂
    Those animals have your number, that’s for sure…. and that always puts a smile on my face. They live the good life at RDR….

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  13. Lisa K. of Escondido, CA Avatar
    Lisa K. of Escondido, CA

    Oh my gosh, that’s hilarious!

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  14. Penny Henirich Avatar
    Penny Henirich

    well,heck. who can “go” when it’s cold out?

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  15. Ann Avatar
    Ann

    Love the post…Moose is sure one loveable boy!

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  16. LeighsaM Avatar
    LeighsaM

    I just LOVE that dog. I see his face and just have an overwhelming desire to hug his handsome self! When you move to NH I’m going to have to come and see Mr. Moose…but I guess I should wait until late morning. 🙂

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